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Things Adults Learn From Kids

Things adults learn from kids:

- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house

- A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant

- When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late

- Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence

- Super Glue is forever

- McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know

- Always look in the oven before you turn it on

- Plastic toys do not like ovens

- Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry

- A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect)




 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor