Things adults learn from kids: - There is no such thing as child-proofing your house - A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant - When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late - Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence - Super Glue is forever - McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know - Always look in the oven before you turn it on - Plastic toys do not like ovens - Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry - A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect)