Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

Do you have a sledgehammer or brick handy?

thats right, not even McGyver could fix it.

So what are you wearing.

Duuuuuuude! Bummer!

Looks like youre gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Capn.

Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if youre with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if youre with the FTC.

We can fix this, but youre gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.

Im sorry, Dave. Im afraid I cant do that.

In laymans terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.

Hold on a second Mom! Tommys hitting me!

Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics

And the number 1 Thing You Dont Want to Hear From Tech Support

Please hold for Mr. Gates Attorney.