Things that sound dirty in golf but aren't: Nuts...my shaft is bent After 18 holes I can barely walk You really whacked the hell out of that sucker Look at the size of his putter Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more Mind if I join your threesome? Stand with your back turned and drop it My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired Hold up... I need to wash my balls first Damn, I missed the hole again.
