Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty on Christmas But Aren't: 1. Did you get any under the tree? 2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can clean underneath. 6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake? 7. I love licking the end till it's real sharp and pointy. 8. From here, you can't tell if they're artificial or real. 9. Can I interest you in some dark meat? 10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against a wall.
