When the powerful king found his throne missing the next day, he ordered HIS army to kidnap the other king's count and force him to tell where the throne was being hid. The session went as follows:
king: Where is the throne?
count: I cannot tell you.
king: Then I will have you killed! Executioner, cut off his head!
count: (as the axe is swinging down...) Ok! I will tell you!
THWACK!!!
Moral: don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.
