TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Education 
 
 



 









 

Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students

1.My job prospects look really good.

2.The Department is giving me so much support.

3.I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.

4.I turned down a lot af great job offers to come here.

5.No really. I'll be out of here in only two more years.

6.Your latest article was so inspiring.

7.I could never date an undergraduate.

8.My work has a lot of practical importance.

9.I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.

10.It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate makes $80.000 a year on Wall Street.




 







 
Top Five Lies Told by Teaching Fellows ~ Tourists

Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Education