W.....Y

A man fell in love with a girl named Wendy. He loved her so much that when they got engaged, he had her name tattooed to his dick. When he was feeling aroused, you could see her entire name, but other times all you could see was the "W" and the "Y".

Prior to the wedding, he took one last trip as a single man to Jamaica. One night, at the bar, he went to the bathroom to take a piss. While he was in there, an enormous black island man came in and started using the stall next to him. As he glanced over, the single guy noticed that the islander had a "W" and a "Y" tattooed on his dick as well.

"So you have a girl named Wendy," he said to the islander. When the islander looked perplexed, the single guy explained, "I have 'Wendy' tattooed on my dick as well."

"Oh no man," explained the islander as he looked over and realized what the single guy was talking about. "I do not have a woman named Wendy."

"Then what does your tattoo say?" asked the single guy.

"It says, 'Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day."