Watch Out For These Computer Viruses
PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C.
POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
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