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Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Computer 
 
 



 









 

Watch Out For These Computer Viruses

PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This revolutionary virus does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack: Once, if by LAN; twice if by C.

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.




 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor
Category: Computer