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Section: 1997 Humor
 
 



 









 

What country are you from? (Clinton)

A guy is sitting in a bar watching a Hockey game on the TV behind the bar, when suddenly the game is interrupted by a Presidential announcement. The guy see's Clinton's face and says "Now there is a true horse's butt!". A second later this guy at the far end of the bar runs up, hauls off, and knocks the crap out of the guy who said that, then goes and sits down. The first guy staggers up, shakes his head, mumbles in wonder, then sits back down. Looking up at the TV, he sees the screen now shows Hillary Clinton and says "And she's a true horse's butt too!" A woman at the far end of the bar rushes down and slaps him silly, then goes back and sits down.

Shaking his head in wonder, the guy says to the bartender "Whew! I guess this must be Clinton country, eh?"

"Nope" replied the bartender. "Horse country!"




 







 
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Section: 1997 Humor