Where is God

This family just moved into a new town. They had two little hellion boys that just terrorized the teachers at their previous school. The nearest school in their new town was a Catholic school. Well, they weren't Catholic, but they decided to send their two boys there anyway, hoping perhaps that the Nuns there would be able to straighten these boys out. Well, the boys were living up to their name, and terrorizing their new school.

Well, one day, the younger of the two got caught, and the nun grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and hauled him down to the head priest. The head priest sat him down across from his desk, and told him "Satan is controlling you. He is why you are bad. Don't you know, that no matter where you are or what you do, that God is always there, always watching you? God is everywhere. He's at your home, here at school, where ever you are, He is there, whether you are naughty, nice, good or bad, he is always there watching you!" He spoke for 15 minutes, hoping to get through to the boy. After he was done with his speech, he asked the boy "Now, where is God?

The boy just shrugged. Again, the priest asked "Where is God?" Again, the boy just shrugged. By now, the priest was getting upset, and pointed at the boy and asked "WHERE IS GOD!!??" The boy looked around, under his chair, dropped his head down a little bit and shrugged. The priest was furious by now, and yelled at the boy "Go home! Get your mother, and bring her back here with you!"

Well, by this time, school was already out, and all the kids had gone home, so the boy runs home as fast as he can. When he gets home, his older brother is outside playing. He runs over to him, grabs a hold of him and says, "Get in the house, we're in big trouble." He pulls his brother inside the house, "Come on upstairs, quick!" Upstairs they went. He pulls his brother in the bedroom, "Get in here, fast!" He opens the closet "Get in here, NOW!" He closes the closet door and says "We're in real big trouble now!" His brother asks, "What, what is it? What did we do?"

"God is missing, and they're blaming us!"