Yodelers

There were these two famous Yodelers from Switzerland. They had found long ago that across the mountains communication by yodeling was easy. So whenever any distance seperated them they would yodel to each other. One year they went on a tour in the US, and out in the Midwest their car broke down in the middle of nowhere. They went to a farmer's house, who graciously allowed them to spend the night there. The famer has a beautiful daughter (don't they always?), and the farmer warned the yodlers to stay away from them.

Well the next morning the farmer got up before dawn, and found one of the brothers in bed with his daughter. The farmer got his gun, and after waking the fellow up, told him he would count to 10, and if he wasn't out of sight by then he was going to shoot him. So the fellow went running out the door as fast as he could. About half way to the top of the hill, he started yodeling to wake his brother, and tell him what was happening.

However the farmer immediately shot him dead. The borther came running to the door and asked what happened. The farmer told him, and said he gave him a fair chance to get away, but when the fellow started singing "I laid the old lady too" he couldn't restrain himself.