You Might Be A College Student

You might be a college student . . .

- if you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.

- if you have ever written a check for 45 cents.

- if you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.

- if you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.

- if your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups

- if your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.