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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Halloween 
 
 



 









 

12 Days of Halloween

On the first day of Halloween
my mailman brought to me -- a vulture in a dead tree

On the second day of Halloween
my mailman brought to me -- two demented demons

On the third day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- three black cats

On the fourth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- four giggling ghosts

On the fifth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- five wriggling worms

On the sixth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- six owls a-hooting

On the seventh day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- seven skulls a-smoking

On the eighth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- eight bats a-flying

On the ninth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- nine pumpkins smiling

On the tenth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- ten witches haunting

On the eleventh day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- eleven reapers reaping

On the twelfth day of Halloween,
my mailman brought to me -- twelve spiders spinning
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On the thirteenth day of Halloween,
Before this could happen..........I Moved!




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Halloween