About Love

NEVER JUDGE

"Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends.
People fall in love with the most appalling people."
--Cynthia Heimel

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FALLING IN LOVE

"Falling in Love is a trick our genes pull on our otherwise perceptive mind to hoodwink us into marriage."
--From "The Road Less Travelled" by M. Scott Peck

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SET IT FREE

If you love something, set it free.

If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.

If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.

If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!

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SAGE ADVICE

Research has shown that married men live longer than single men.

So, for all you single men out there... If you want a sloowww death ...

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CLEVER MEN

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?

SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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RECENT STUDY

A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry?"