Accident

Impatient with her boyfriend's slow driving the girl told him,

"Listen, every time you speed up another ten miles, I'll take off part of my clothing."

Her boyfriend agreed, naturally, and started to accelerate immediately. He reached thirty miles per hour, so she took her sweater. He reached forty, she took off her stockings. Fifty, her blouse came off. Sixty, her skirt went. Seventy, her bra came loose. Eighty, she took off her panties.

Her boyfriend got too excited and lost control of the car. The car careened down the side of the road and turned upside down, pinning all of her boyfriend except his legs.

The girl managed to crawl out. She looked around and couldn't find any of her clothes so she grabbed one of her boyfriend's shoes, held it in front of her private part, rushed back to the road and flagged down a trucker.

"Help me!" she begged, "My boyfriend is stuck!"

The trucker took one look at her and said, "Lady, your boyfriend is in way too deep for me to help him!"