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Anagrams 2

An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding!

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Animosity == Is No Amity

Contradiction == Accord not in it

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Election Results == Lies - Let's Recount

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Evangelist == Evil's Agent

George Bush == He Bugs Gore

Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler

Presbyterian == Best In Prayer

Semolina == Is No Meal

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

The Eyes == They See

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet


This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
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In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.


And the grand finale:
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
-- Neil A. Armstrong
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A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!




 







 
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