Answers Men Would Like to Give

Answers Men Would Like to Give to Women's Stupid Questions ... But Never Will

No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex

The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat

You've got no chance of me calling you.

No, I won't be gentle

Of course you have to swallow

Well yes actually, I do this all the time

I hate your fucking friends

I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonite.

I'd rather watch a porno

Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.