Bad Times Virus Alert

You've heard of the Good Times e-mail virus...here's one that's even worse. Beware!

If you receive an e-mail with a subject of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.



It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.

It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts.

It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to render any CD's you try to play unreadable.

It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work.

It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while you sleep. It has also been known to leave the toilet seat up, leave crumbs on the counter at night to attract roaches, and deposit large spiders in your home.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog.

It will also make large cash donations in your name to Heavens Gate Order, Skin Heads America, and the Jimmy Swaggart Foundation. It is insidious and subtle.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new riding mower.



These are just a few of the signs. Be very, very careful!