Best in the World

One day, it happened that Hercules, Albert Einstein and Don Juan were drinking at the same pub. They decided to drink together and enjoy good conversation. Suddenly, self awareness came upon all three.

Hercules began to boast. He proclaimed himself the strongest man in the world and began to expound the virtues of such.

Mr. Einstein proclaimed himself to posses the highest intellect in the world.

Lastly, Don Juan began to proclaim himself the worlds greatest lover. Amazed that these 3 great attributes could by mere chance be gathered together in one place, they decided to consult the local fortune teller to inquire as to the veracity of their observations.

First, Hercules went in. Out he came, proclaiming Yes!, I am the strongest man on earth!

Next, Mr. Einstein. Out he came, Yes! I am the smartest man on earth!

Then Don Juan went in. Out he came and said,

"Who the heck is Bill Clinton?"