Bible Salesman

A sales company has particular trouble selling bibles. One day, a man comes in with a job application and says "l- l- l- l'd l- l- l- l- l- like t- t- t- t- t- to b- b- b- b- b- be a b- b- b- bible salesman, s- s- s- sir." lnititally, he doesn't want to give the job to this man, but decided to try him out.

After three weeks, the manager is looking at the charts and realizes that the newest guy is selling the most copies. Amazed, he calls him in to his office.

"You've only worked here for three weeks and you've already sold more copies than anyone else here! How do you do it?"

"W- w- w- w- w- well, l g- g- g- go up t- t- t- t- to th- the d- d- d- door and- d- d l- l- l
s- s- s- say, w- w- w- w- would y- y- y- y- y- y- you l- l- l- l- l- like t- t- to b- b- b- b- buy a c- c- copy o- o- of th- th- th- the b- b- b- bible, or w- w- w- w- w- would y- y- y- y- you l- l- l- l- like m- m- me t- t- t- to r- r- r- r- read it t- t- t- t- t- to y- y- y- you?"