Bill Clinton Jokes

Q.: How do you make Clinton Stew?

A.: Stick a wienie in hot water.

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Potential Titles for Clinton's New Biographical Film:

ALL THE PRESIDENT'S WOMEN
FREE MY WILLY
LIAR, LIAR 2
GOOD BILL HUNTING
THE LYIN' KING
INTERNS OF ENDEARMENT
THE "VICE" PRESIDENT
AFFAIR TO FORGET
DAYS OF WINE AND BOZOs
SEX, LIES, AND AUDIO TAPE

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What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?

A dead girlfriend

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What do Clinton and Nixon have in common?

Both were done in by a Deep Throat.

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Clinton has changed the national bird; it is now the spread eagle.

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What do Clinton and Starr have in common?

They are both inclined to extend their probes.

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What position does Hillary play on the Clinton touch football team?

Left out

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Why is Clinton called Slick Willy?

Too much K-Y jelly