Birdseed

A parrot walked into a drugstore one day and asked the druggist "You got any birdseed?"

The druggist replied "No, we don't."

Then the parrot walked out of the store.

The next day, the parrot walked into the drug store and asked the druggist, "You got any birdseed?"

The druggist replied "NO, we don't", and the parrot walked out of the store.

The third day, the parrot walked into the drugstore and asked the druggist, "You got any birdseed?"

The druggist replied "I've told you we don't have birdseed here, this is a drugstore. If you ask me again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!", and the parrot walked out of the store.

The next day, the parrot walked into the drugstore and asked the druggist, "You have any nails?" The druggist replied "NO, WE DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"

The parrot said "You got any birdseed?"