The local farmers had been thoroughly bilked many times by a certain car dealer in town. Then one day, the car dealer informed a farmer that he was coming around to buy a cow. The farmer attached the following price information to the cow: Basic Cow: $500.00 Two-tone exterior: $45.00 Extra stomach: $75.00 Product-storing equipment: $60.00 Straw chopper: $40.00 4 spigots@$30/each $120.00 Cowhide upholstery: $125.00 Dual horns: $15.00 Automatic fly swatter: $38.00 Fertilizer attachment: $185.00 -------------------------------------------------------- TOTAL: $1203.00