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Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

Buying a Cow

The local farmers had been thoroughly bilked many times by a certain car dealer in town. Then one day, the car dealer informed a farmer that he was coming around to buy a cow. The farmer attached the following price information to the cow:

Basic Cow: $500.00
Two-tone exterior: $45.00
Extra stomach: $75.00
Product-storing equipment: $60.00
Straw chopper: $40.00
4 spigots@$30/each $120.00
Cowhide upholstery: $125.00
Dual horns: $15.00
Automatic fly swatter: $38.00
Fertilizer attachment: $185.00
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TOTAL: $1203.00




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor