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Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

Chinese Couple 2

A Chinese couple get married ... and she's a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:

"My darling, I know this is your first time, and you are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I will do anything you want. What do you want?"

"I want number 69" she replies.

"You want beef with broccoli?"




 







 
Child Talk ~ Chinese Torture

Section: 1998 Humor