TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

College Transportation

A girl who needed transportation at college was given a car by her parents. They reminded her, that often a students grads decline when they have an automobile, to keep her grades up if she wanted to use it. During finals, she called her mother to tell her her exam results. "I got a 92 in economics, a 94 in accounting and an 88 in political science!" she exclaimed. Then, she added softly, "and a 79 in speeding."




 







 
Cold Hands ~ Comfortable

Section: 1998 Humor