Condom Slogans

So which condom would you use....?


Nike Condoms:? Just do it.

Toyota Condoms:? Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms:? You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms:? Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms:? The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack:? Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms:? Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condom:? It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms:? The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms:? Like a rock.

Dial Condoms:? Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms:? Cause hey - you never know.

California Lotto Condoms:? Who's next?

Avis Condoms:? Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms:? Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms:? Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms:? Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms:? Mmm, mmm, good.

General Electric Condoms:? We bring good things to life!

AT&T Condoms:? Reach out and touch someone.

Bounty:? The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer:? It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom:? It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!

Taco Bell:? Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI:? For friends and family

Doublemint:? Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom:? One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines travel pack:? Delta is ready when you are.

United Airlines travel pack:? Fly United.

The Star Trek Condom:? To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.