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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Politics 
 
 



 









 

Dan Quayle

ON POLLUTION
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle


ON BEING A COGNITIVE BEING
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
at a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a terrible thing to waste"


ON POLITICS
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle


ON LATIN AMERICA
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people"

-Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle




 







 
Dachshund ~ Darwin Awards 1997

Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Politics