Dear Duke on Relationship

Dear Duke,

Take this imaginary scenario. (To protect people's names and to save them from embarrassment, I will try to be as general as possible.) Let's say a girl has been a very good girl all her life and is almost twenty now and is still a virgin. Let's also say that she has been in a long and very committed relationship with a guy with whom she is very much in love with. Let us say that this girl is on the pill because she wants to take precautionary steps against being pregnant.
Okay this is where it gets interesting. Let's say the good girl and her boyfriend decide to have sex and get naked and are all in the mood. Okay, then the guy's genital part is all up and ready but then when it is time to have sex it kinda goes "poof" and goes limp. Let's say this has happened twice. What advice would you give someone in this situation.
How do I turn on the light and keep it burning is what I am trying to get at? If you could endow me with some of your most well- esteem wisdom, it would be so wonderful.

A frustrated female



Dear A frustrated female,

When it comes to compatibility problems like this I think your "friend" and her partner may have an operating system conflict. It's like comparing apples to PC's. When you have complex tasks that require a large hard drive with lots of RAM your system is defaulting to a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
This problem can arise if the primary partition on the hard drive is not recognized by your operating system. You may need to run fdisk, put a new primary partition and format the hard drive to your specifications. It's a little bit of work but the effort will pay off. Every good girl deserves a good hard drive with lots of RAM every once in a while.

Duke