Did A Cigar
(to the tune of "Have A Cigar" by Pink Floyd)
Come in here, little girl, I'll use my cigar
But don't tell Starr.
And don't be shy, I'm like no other guy,
You're gonna like it if you try,
I'm gonna make love to you.
We'll I've always had a deep secret,
And I hope it doesn't leak.
The sex is just fantastic,
And exciting, don't you think?
Oh by the way, wash that dress in the sink.
Why didn't you just do what I asked, girl.
So much for Hiding the Semen Stain!
