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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton 
 
 



 









 

Dr. Seuss on Clinton

to the tempo of green eggs and ham:

[Kenneth Starr]

I'm here to ask as you'll soon see...
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?



[Bill Clinton]

I did not do that here or there...
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far...
I did not do that Starr you are!



[Kenneth Starr]

Did you smile? Did you Flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie
when called upon to testify?



[Bill Clinton]

I do not like you Starr you are...
I think that you have gone too far!
I will not answer any more...
Perhaps I will go start a war!
The public's easy to distract...
when bombs are falling on Iraq!




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton