Dumb Blonde Guy

I think you'll like this one! Instead of a dumb blonde chic it's about a dumb blonde dude!

Three Gerber reps were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing their wives.

The first says, "I tell you, my wife did something really stupid last week: she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, but, we don't have a fridge big enough to keep it in! Now the meat is all going to waste!!!"

The second agreed, but, said his wife did something even stupider. "Just last month, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third, a BLONDE male, nods sagely, and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there --- and she doesn't even have a penis!!!"