European Brewpub

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go into a pub.

After a brief period of contemplation, all three decide to order a tall schooner of GUINNESS IRISH STOUT.

Their tall, cool, frothy drinks arrive, and before they even have a chance to take a drink 3 flies take a crash landing, one into each of the three men's drinks.

The Englishman scoffs down his nose at this atrocity, and demands a new beer. He will have nothing to do with such wretch.

The Irishman is hardly phased, and casually removes the drowning fly from the foamy head and goes on to enjoy his beer.

The Scotsman however, pulls the drowning fly from his beer. He then
spreads it out on its back and begins to attempt to perform some crudely adapted form of CPR on this dying fly. All the while screaming: "Spit it out you bloody BASTARD, SPIT IT OUT NOW!!!"