Forni-gate jokes

News item:

Mike McCurry, the President's Press Secretary, has just resigned.
He could no longer keep a straight face.



Did you know that "Monica Lewinsky" is an anagram of "wank my silicone"?



With all the recent scandals, it seems that Clinton's presidential library will be the first with a pornography section.



I keep hearing people from Clinton's inner circle talk on radio and television saying that they are behind President Clinton 100%. Good idea, since it's obviously not safe to stand in front of him.



I suppose this means Al Gore is only six inches away from the presidency...



Doesn't Clinton realize that a coverup always gets you in more trouble than whatever you did in the first place?

He should have just opened up, come clean, and taken his licks.

Oops, I guess maybe he's already done that.



It looks like Clinton will be the second president to be brought down by "Deep Throat"!



Q: Why does Pres. Clinton wear boxer shorts?
A: To keep his ankles warm.



Q: What's the difference between Dan Quayle and Bill Clinton?
A: Quayle was no Jack Kennedy."



If Bill Clinton's guilty of the charges against him, and Hillary divorces him (as would be justifiable if he's messing around:)

Does she get to run half the country for the rest of his term?



Q: Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?

A: She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later.