Freezing Cold

A country women and her daughter were riding in an old open buggy one cold, blustery January day in North Dakota. The daughter said to the mother. "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied. "Put your hands between your legs. The heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said. "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied. "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

He did, and his hands warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the girl. He said: "My nose is freezing cold."

The girl replied. "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boy friend was once again driving with the girl and he said. "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the girl is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother: "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

The somewhat concerned mother says "Yes, I have. Why do you ask?"

The daughter says: "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"