Gotta Love Them Retrievers

It's duck hunting season and two hunters are getting ready to gather their things and go to the pond.

The one hunter doesn't want to walk all the way out there for only a few ducks, so he sends his dog out to see how many ducks there are. The dog comes back and barks twice. The hunter says, "really, only two, I'm not going out there for only two ducks".

The other hunter says, that's amazing, were did you get that dog. The one hunter says, I got the dog from a trainer up the road.

So the other hunter decides to go up the road and get him a dog. He buys the dog, and the next day tells the dog to go out to see how many ducks there are. The dog comes back with a stick in his mouth and starts to hump the hunters leg. The hunter says, "what a rip-off, I want my money back", and he take the dog back to the trainer up the road.

The trainer asks what did the dog do. The hunter tells him that he sent the dog out to see how many ducks were out there, and the dog came back with a stick in his mouth, and starts to hump his leg.

The trainer says "Oh, he is just trying to tell you that there are too many fucking ducks out there to shake a stick at".