Heaven or Hell

Bill Gates died and God met him to interview him to decide on his final destination. God just could not decide whether to send him to heaven or hell. He had done good by putting computers into all the homes in America, but had done bad by Windows 95. God talked to Gates for a while and still could not decide.

God: Well, Bill, where do you want to go, heaven or hell

Bill: I don't know.

God: We will go see both places so you can decide. They went to hell. There was a sunny beach, beautiful blue water, good looking people sun bathing. Looked great.

Bill: Why would any one want to go any where else. Then God took him to heaven. There were angels flying around playing harps and everything was beautiful and peaceful.

God: Well, Bill, where do you want to go?

Bill finally decided on hell.

Two weeks later God remembered Gates and decided He should go down to hell to check on him. God found Gates chained to a wall, writhing in agony, with flames all around him.

Gates: What happened to the sunny beach you showed me.

God: That was hell 3.0. This is hell 95.