TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Lawyer 
 
 



 









 

Insignificant Mistake

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked.

"Try to fix it if it's big; ignore it if it's insignificant," replied the lawyer. "What do you do?"

The minister replied "Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you an example.

The other day I meant to say 'the devil is the father of liars,' but instead I said 'the devil is the father of lawyers,' so I let it go."




 







 
Influencing The Jury ~ Instructions

Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Lawyer