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Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

Ironic Celebrity Deaths

THE TOP TEN MOST IRONIC CELEBRITY DEATHS

10) Ellen DeGeneres - Suffocates in the closet

9) Susan Lucci - Trips and breaks her neck while running up steps to accept an Emmy

8) Jenny McCarthy - Struck by a random thought

7) Frank Sinatra - Killed by Strangers in the Night

6) RuPaul - Prostate Cancer

5) O.J. Simpson - Murdered by the "real Killer" in an apparent suicide

4) Madonna - Exposure

3) Unabomber - Mail bomb returned due to "insufficient postage"

2) Al Gore - Dutch Elm Disease

1) Bill Gates - Falls out of a Window




 







 
Ironic ~ IRS Letter

Section: 1998 Humor