Limerick Contest

Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick.

And the winners are:

1st Place

There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky;
'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

2nd Place

Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky:
"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,"
Since you look such a mess, use the hem of your dress,
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

3rd Place

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown,
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better, than a bomb in a letter,
Given the choice to be blown.