TJ's Funny Pages

 


Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

Little Turtle

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until lands on the ground so hard he knocks himself out.

After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks himself out on the ground again. The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with pain.. suddenly the female bird says to the male: "Hey dear, I think it's time to tell our little turtle he is adopted"




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor