Mans Vocabulary

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."

Really means....

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."



"That's interesting, dear."

Really means....

"Are you still talking?"



"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."

Really means....

"I forgot our anniversary again."



"You expect too much of me."

Really means....

"You want me to stay awake."



"It's a really good movie."

Really means....

"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Pamela Anderson Lee."



"That's women's work."

Really means....

"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."



"Will you marry me?"

Really means....

"Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."