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Medical Transcriptionists' Records

Experienced mood swings because she suffered from PBS

Since the patient stopped smoking, his smell is beginning to return

The patient is a 65 year old woman who fell, and this fall was complicated by a truck rolling over her

For his impotence we will discontinue the medication and let his wife handle him

She is quite hard of hearing. As a matter of fact, she can't hear at all out of her left eye.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states that she was very hot in bed last night.

Sinuses run in the family.

The patient was bitten by a bat as he walked down the street on his thumb.

He was advised to force fluids through his interpreter.

She is to refrain from sexual intercourse until I see her in the office.




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor