Mens Secret Code Book

"It's a Guy thing": There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.

"Can I help with dinner?": Why isn't it already on the table?

"It would take too long to explain": I don't really have any idea how it works, either.

"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind.": I was wondering if that blonde over there was wearing a bra.

"I was just thinking about you and bought you these roses": The girl selling them was a babe.

"I do help around the house.": I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket.

"I missed you.": I can't find my sock drawer, I'm sick of pizza and we are out of toilet paper."