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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Microsoft 
 
 



 









 

Microsoft Car Comments

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal."

Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"




 







 
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic Church ~ Microsoft Demonstrates Nuclear Power

Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Microsoft