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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton 
 
 



 









 

Monica's Reply

Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, in response to President Clinton's testimony:

"I have had enough. This whole experience has left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and blown up in my face.

This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming. I will meet the challenge the only way I know how: head-on. I have licked bigger things than this before, and I will again.

No one will ever be able to say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was done. I will work nonstop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean of this dirty affair.

I will not be stained by it. Thank you."




 







 
Monica with South Park ~ Monk Chant

Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton