More Clinton...

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker: "Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land?"

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver ?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, Clinton screws interns.

Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird.....The spread eagle.

A reporter asked Clinton one day, "Was Monica lying?"
Clinton responded by saying, "No she was on her knees"

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill everyday at 5:00 AM?
A: She wants to make sure she is the first lady

The Spelling Bee...Dan Quayle, Frank Gifford and Bill Clinton were in a spelling contest, Unbelievably, Dan Quayle won. He was the only one of the three who new that "harass" was one word.

Q: How many White House interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they are all too busy screwing the President.

Clinton's team of advisors have offered the following defense...Clinton NEVER told Lewinsky to lie in the deposition He told her to lie in THIS position.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.

Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex ?
A: When Hillary is out of town.