New Cowboy Boots

Far, far away in the flatlands of West Texas, a young man named Trey lived and worked on a ranch. The only item that kept Trey in touch with the real world was the weekly edition of the Livestock Weekly. Trey would wait at the gate until the mailman would drop off his newest edition.

Trey was flipping through the LW one day and, on the third page, there was a full page add for Nocona boots. Now Trey had been saving up his wages for quite a while and when he saw that ad, he just knew he had to have him a new pair of Nocona boots. He ordered him a brand new pair of Nocona boots and they were delivered to him in four weeks.

When he got his new pair of Nocona boots, the first thing he did was shine them. He would shine them every day when he woke up, when he ate lunch and when he came in from the pasture. One morning, he was shining his new pair of Nocona Boots and reading the livestock weekly. He noticed that there was a western dance over at Pecos this weekend. Trey pondered the idea a little and decided his brand new Nocona boots just might help him with the ladies. He shined his boots all week long and headed to the dance on Saturday.

When he got there, he asked the first girl he saw to dance. He danced and danced, those Nocona boots glided across the floor. About half way through the dance, he looked down onto his boots. He looked at the girl and said, "Mam, do you have red panties on?" The girl blushed and said, "Why yes, how did you know?" Trey replied, "I can see the reflection in my brand new Nocona boots." The girl said, "You're a pervert," then she slapped him and walked off.

That didn't slow Trey down at all. He walked up to the closest girl to him and asked her to dance. About half way through the dance, he looked down onto his boots. He looked at the girl and said, "Mam, do you have yellow panties on?" The girl blushed and said, "Why yes, how did you know?" Trey replied, "I can see the reflection in my brand new Nocona boots." The girl said, "You're a nasty, perverse lonely ranch hand," then she slapped him and walked off.

Unphased, Trey grabbed another girl. About half way through the dance, he looked down onto his boots. He looked at the girl and looked back down to his boots. He then said, "Mam, your not wearing any panties are you?" The girl blushed and said, "No." Trey replied, "Thank God, I thought my brand new Nocona boots had a crack in them!"