Nice Bike

An engineering student was walking on campus one day when another engineering student rode up on a shiny new bicycle.

"Where did you get such a nice bike?" asked the first.

The second engineer replied "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said `Take what you want!'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."