Ouch 2

There was this little short man sitting in a bar just drinking and minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude came in and, with precision skill, knocked him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big man said, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thought "GEEZ," but he got back up on the stool and started drinking again.

After a few minutes, the big man came up, knocked him down once again, and said, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

The little man finally decided he had had enough. So he got up, brushed himself off, and quietly left. After about an hour, the little man walked back into the bar. Without saying a word, he walked up behind the big man.

Before anyone could move, he knocked the bigger man out cold!

The little man looked at the bartender and said, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."