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Section: 1998 Humor
 
 



 









 

Past Due Bill

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

The distributor, noting that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call "Please disregard the order. We can't wait that long."




 







 
Pass me the... ~ Patience

Section: 1998 Humor